Readers Note: I was riding the manic kumbaya train hard on this one! I can’t believe I ever was into this bullshit. I should be ashamed of myself but I’m not because this was just part of my path. Another failed dream that was never meant to be. Life coaching… lol. Well what the hell get in touch if you need one, who knows. I might come out of “retirement” to save your sorry ass. LETS DANCE BITCH. MN Oct 9, 2025
DO YOU NEED HELP CREATING THE LIFE OF YOUR DREAMS?
Or perhaps some new ideas. New patterns. Identify blindspots.
I am offering life coaching for serious artists and mystics. And other crazy people who just don’t fit into the mold of modern slave mentality society. I have unique perspectives to offer as you know. Heart opening. Mind bending. Soul blooming.
I crack a mean joke too if the stars are aligned. My questions will fuck you up but in a way that feels orgasmic. Like the smell of gasoline or pressing a bruise.
Look, I need to create heaven on Earth. More fun that way. I don’t like to see people hurtin and being dumb. Creativity is my light saber. Not just music and poetry. Everything. It’s all part of the show. The way you move. Think. Breathe. Dance. Fuck. Work. Sit. Listen. Play. Funerals, weddings, whatever. It’s all a big party. Everywhere you go is art. I am always creating and stealing ideas from the ether. Pro thief poet and conman-who-re. I admit it. Oh yeah. And I love it. ABC=always be creating. Live the dream by creating it. Create the dream by living it. Twin power with turbo.
Integration is crucial. And harmony within to then express itself as the manifest reality. Far out right? Seeing the forest but also… Seeing the trees. Music and Chess. Love and Truth. Existence is the supreme guru. We are children of the sun gods. And I am viking santa claus.
I know you have dreams. Big dreams. But you’re stuck and scared. Life beat the shit out of you and now it’s hard to hope because you grew up too fast. You need a reminder and a reflection of how things could be. You tried your way. How is that working out for you?
I can help you break free.
This is a 60-90 minute spiritual consultation for those who are ready to change and look at things in a fresh light. And open the heart chakra wealth health machine that wants to flow! You choose how valuable it was after. Give me nothing. Give me a dollar. Or a gift card. A plane ticket. A book. Whatevs. I trust your judgement and evaluation and generousity. I trust the power of connection. Nothing more valuable than that.
DEEP CONVERSATIONS.
Human to human.
This is about you,
not me.
I will tell you things you might not want to hear.
But if you want something you never had,
You gotta be willing to do something
you never have. We will find out
what that could be.
It will be fun.
Sparks
might
fly.
LETS TALK when you’re ready.
I will wait for you,
but not with you.
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