Miracle Morning (movie review)

Overall rating: 2/10
Waking up at 5am is great but this film is not. How did they spent a quarter of a million on this??!! This looks like an extended youtube video that can be done for a few hundred on some smart phones, if even that (if you borrow the phones!). Hire me next time!

Okay okay, they used good cameras and the editing was decent. Hence, the two stars!

The soundtrack was also terrible. There was no unifying theme or narrative. I mean if your gonna spend 250k…

It seems like they got together with a bunch of coaches and speakers to peddle their products and pat each other on the back. There was no critical thought or deeper analysis of what exactly is so revolutionary about waking at at 5am and doing this hour long power routine.

I say skip the routine and get to work! These easy wins will not make you strong when you gotta face the serious challenges of being an entrepreneur. When you get your life into alignment, you wake up feeling awesome. Do that easy stuff later after your work is DONE.

And yes 10 minutes is a good start to spend on each of the six things mentioned: silence, affirmations, visualisation, exercise, reading, scribing.

But not enough if you want to truly TRANSFORM your entire life and become super-human!

In fact, I think you are trying to do too much in 1 hour. Better than nothing? Sure…
but Why not just stop playing these self-help games and GET TO WORK?

This small-win thing is a bunch of nonsense.

Go for the big win of waking up and KICKING ASS! Not this sappy wappy lovey dovey lost idiot boohoo nobody loves me crap that is used as a marketing tool to get you to join another seminar, buy another monthly program or be apart of someone else’s tribe. FUCK THAT.

Start your own tribe. The day you stop being a follower is the day you start getting some results!

Entrepreneurs don’t follow anyone.

And i’m not saying community is not good or even important… just make sure it is not another drug.

I also don’t care for watching grown adults cry in front of a camera. It seems that this is done a lot in American productions because people are into this kind of high-stimulating emotional drama. It is not a sign of strength if you have zero emotional control. Wake up and GROW UP. 

That said, good to see that Hal recovered. I’m just wondering if all that was dramatised for this film… who knows. I am sure at least some of it was. Fair enough… I would probably do it too! 

One more thing: putting butter in your smoothie is a terrible idea. Just eat plants. Go vegan. Invest in cryptos. Drink water. Quit all drugs and stimulants. Nofap will turn you into a living god walking amongst mortal men… Not kidding! 

Come find me if this review insulted you. I want to empower you. And dismantle your limiting beliefs. Wake up at 3am. You should be working by 5am. If you have people who don’t support your empire, leave them, fire them. FIRE IN THE HEART.

FUCK YEAH!!!!