all the celebs
are in therapy
so remember that
when you see their
beautiful smiles
razzling and dazzling you
i expected too much
from all my heroes
didnt even know that
some of ’em were already dead
just let them razzledazzle
me to death until i couldn’t even
recognize myself
shiver me timbers she said
as she was chopping veggies
took me back to a place
i forgot i’d ever been to
couldn’t quite put a finger on it
just rode the feelings
like i always do
as i razzledazzle you
or at least i hope to