NO QUESTIONS ASKED REFUND ON EVERYTHING + $100 for trying it out
my unique UWIWULIL policy (“u win = i win, u lose = i lose”) PRONOUNCIATION: uvi-vu-lil (you heard it here first)
And no this is not another bullshit promise where i want to see if you “did the work” or ask you to jump through hoops. Honestly, I dont care. You do what you do on your time. I’m not your grandma. I’m not gonna enable your loser self.
If you dont like what I offer, I dont want your money. I dont want you in my life.
No hard feelings. Go find another guru or shiny object or drug. NEXT!
Yes some people are sociopathic assholes who MIGHT actually use my teachings and succeed and STILL ask for a refund. I know such people exist. But what the hell. At least you got something out of it. The thing is, I don’t want assholes as clients either. I would rather give you your money back just to get rid of you. Maybe you can find another asshole and have asshole children.
So when I say, no questions asked, I mean it. You send me an email that says me want REFUND like Tarzan and I click a few buttons. BOOM. Sorted. Again, no bullshit or hoops. I’ll leave those mind games for my insecure competition who probably have something to hide anyways if they do such things. My advice is to not trust them… I’ve dealt with them. They are not on your side.
