Tag humor

Drifter’s Paradise

ever since i can rememberi needed music to stay aliveand when i began to write my own songsi knew everything would be alright BEEN SPENDING MOST MY LIFELIVING I

Crackerjack

got a dadbod but i dont got kidsi’m a rock god with a truckload of hitsbroke 40 last springwent walking the woodsgave away my thingsexcept these mad moods MAD A

armchair comedy improv

Are you ever walking around and you get an itch where the sun dont shine? You look around to make sure nobody’s around so you can do a weird ape scratch dance thingy and then a car appears out of…

Food Price (Finland)

This is what I mostly eat.I drink ONLY water because drinking water is cool and who doesn’t wanna be cool? I do. I am. Alcohol and other drugs are for lazy losers who only want to be cool but aren’t…