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Whadap hombre
Would like to run some ideas by ya
If you’re up for it, need a spirit sparring partner
Potentially life changing woohoo baby verses (minimum/minidad)
Kumbaya Hallelujah in reverse and slomo by slowdive (great song!)

When u available?
Or hook me up with yer secretary
Will book a slot. Is she hot and single? Preferably female human.

Love and coconut tears,
Viking Santa

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